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Sep

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grumpymeow:

I JUST PUT THIS AS MY TEXT MESSAGE TUNE AND I PEE MY PANTS EVERYTIME I GET A TEXT

(Source: grumpywocky)

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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(Source: rbertdowneyjr)

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

excuses-are-bullshit:

me too kid, me too

excuses-are-bullshit:

me too kid, me too

theliberatedbillie:

bayoread:

myrtlewilson:

judedeluca:

myrtlewilson:

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

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"u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery"